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Togepi went insane and wrote random things again XD

The following stories will either make you laugh or cry.....or both...
...note to self: Me + Pepsi + Boredom + Tiredness + 1am = RANDOMNESS!!! HA! BEST EQUATION EVER!



Once upon a time there was a boy named Yugi who had funny coloured hair and liked to play with cards a lot. One day Yugi got a flyer shoved under his door and he wondered who it could be from. Upon picking it up he found it was from Seto Kaiba, a jerk who was...well... a jerk...pretty much...
....oh and he owned a big ass company but that's not important.

Seto, or Kaiba to pretty much everyone, was very very obsessed with defeating Yugi in the card game he loved SOOO much but no matter how many times he tried he never won yet wouldn't give up, his little brother Mokuba tried to force him to get therapy for it but all he did was set his Blue eyes White Dragon plushie on the receptionist there...
....she now can't stop saying the word "pants"

Onto the flyer it seemed Seto was holding yet ANOTHER Duel Monster tournament called the "OMG! I'm gonna defeat Yugi once n for all!!!" Tournament so Yugi happily showed it to his bestest best friend Joey.

"Hey look!" he said happily. "Kaiba is holding another tournament, we should go!"

"Really!?!" Joey yelled snatching the flyer off his friend before pushing him down the basements stairs on accident. "YEAH we should definitely go Yug...er....yug...where'd you go?"

Upon seeing Yugi unconscious at the bottom of the basement stairs Joey proceeded to steal the money from the Game shops cash register and ran off into the distance to get married to a lamppost and have strange Jigglypuff babies with it!
w00t!

The next day Yugi entered Seto's tournament and kicked his ass....the end!
Seto was then eaten by dogs....
Mokuba cried....then laughed....then cried some more...
...jigglypuff's are funny.....
...MOO!

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One day Marik was sat in his home reading his fanmail from various fangirls who had somehow gotten his home address.

"Dear Marik..." He began reading. "...you are so hot I just want to get you and...er... what the....damn... she goes into quite some detail....and....oh....it's a guy....who in the hell is Brock!?!"

With that he scrunched up the piece of paper and threw it away before moving onto the next letter, but then all his fanmail spontaneously combusted.

"Oh well..." he sighed before walking off and having a conversation with the window...
...I like pie....
....the end....

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One day some guy named Anubis made an 8th Millennium Item out of paste and paper cos all the cool kids were doing it, but he didn't have any gold paint so he painted it sky blue cos it's a pretty colour X3

He then decided to challenge the Pharaoh he kicked his ass a long long time ago, but the Pharaoh was now only a spirit who lived in a small boy who was short for his age..... very short....
...so Anubis caught a flying Monkey, taught it how to play Go then he flew through the air on a magic vacuum cleaner and challenged the Pharaoh's spirit but the spirit was out shopping with his little host that day so he had to ride unicorns to the mall where Yami and Yugi were buying dresses....
...frilly dresses....with yellow polka dots....
Eventually Anubis caught them and challenged them but ended up having Yugi dress him in a pink frilly dress and all the Go playing monkey's laughed at him causing Anubis to die a horrible painful death.

After that, Yami and Yugi bought high heel shoes to celebrate....
....the end.

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One day Thief Bakura wanted to steal something but he didn't know what to steal so he went to the palace and stole the Pharaoh’s underpants...then he streaked across Egypt welding the pants high in the air for all to see....
...then Mana wrote yaoi fanfiction involving the Pharaoh and a Kuriboh.
She got 56 reviews on the fanfiction.net then they banned her for violating their policies and deleted her precious Yaoi....
...to this day Mana is still hunting the people who deleted her Yaoi fanfiction...
....Ph34r the Yaoi fangirl!
Raichu's are sexy....
The end.....


Anyone else fear for my sanity?
I think I should sleep the rest of my giddy-ness off....
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