Like I said last night I have 4 Parody episode clips and the preview clip :D This episode was too much love and I actually developed a half-assed cracked up storyline for these parodies >D
It would help if your familiar with "Fullmetal Alchemist" though ^^; Looooots of talk about the Philosopher's Stone and alchemy *lol* I even used all Fullmetal Alchemist music for the BGM score! :D
And yes, this will probably be carried over to next weeks parodies, like how digimon was the center of the Manjoume VS Juudai episodes :D
So the episode starts off as we join the Osiris Red dorms at night. Juudai is happily snoring his head off as Shou wanders down from his bed, mumbling. Half asleep he accidentally opens the door to Daitokuchi's room. Waking up a little he's about to close it when he notices Daitokuchi is talking to someone over his computer. The conversation seems very suspicious and Daitokuchi looks so scary! Seriously, he looks like a mad scientist!
Freaking out, Shou backs off, wondering what's going on.
Pharaoh watches from under the stairs...
So we join the Academy on another lovely looking day as a bunch of kids are in class, including Juudai who is not only sleeping through it, he's cleverly drawn black spots on his eyelids to make him appear awake (*Man, that is like, Homer Simpson level of sneaky*)
In the front of the class, Daitokuchi is doing an alchemy lesson (*Of the chemical kind ;D*) and as he talks he pours some orange liquid from a test tube into some orange liquid in a beaker. He mixes it around and....
It explodes into a cloud of smoke XD Everyone is like "Wha!" and Juudai....still sleeps.
Ah, kinda reminds me of my science classes at school. Daitokuchi should give them Bunsen Burners and magnesium for their next class, cos burning magnesium is fun (*It makes a pretty white light!*) might even keep Juudai's attention for a mino-second XD
"Don't try this at home!"
So the cloud of smoke clears, revealing a very worse for ware Daitokuchi, who falls to the floor.
At this moment the signal for the end of class sounds and thus Juudai wakes up XD Daitokuchi tells them to wait and he's standing up with a pile of paper in hand (*Meanwhile in the background Pharaoh is sniffing at the chemicals....that can't be healthy*)
Anyway Daitokuchi yaps on about going on a picnic :D YAY! PICNIC!
DAITOKUCHI - "My cat likes getting high off my alchemy chemicals!"
PHAROAH - *Sniffs chemicals*
Anyway the day of the picnic arrives and the only ones who seem to be going are Juudai, Hayato, Shou and Asuka. Asuka seems to be going because of her brother, that it might give her some clue to him or something.
Anyway Daitokuchi shows them where they are going on their handheld devices and then mentions something that reminds Shou of the night he accidentally overheard Daitokuchi talking to the mysterious person on the computer. With that he pulls Juudai to the side and voices his concerns about it. Juudai, of course, doesn't seem concerned at all XD
The group set off, with Shou not looking all that sure about the situation.
"I don't like this at all...."
So they start on their way to the Ancient Ruins where they're having the picnic. They climb big rocks, and cross raging waters
They set up their picnic and Daitokuchi searches around happily for the food Tome-san made him :D Juudai stands up and seems to be interested in it, but Daitokuchi throws his arm over his bag protectively, I guess he doesn't want anyone to have his food XD Juudai tuts at him and sits back down with his friends. Daitokuchi continues to search in his bag, but all he ends up doing is pulling out pharaoh, who has eaten all his food XD
Daitokuchi freaks out and looks devastated! He then turns to the others, but ooooh they aren't letting him have any of their food XD (*They also do funky expressions and Juudai mocks him, how cute XD*)
I guess Pharaoh was hungry
"Get ya own food! NYA!"
Anyway, as the group chatter amongst themselves, Pharaoh decides to wander off. Eventually he stops in a spot and starts digging, uncovering a very mysterious looking item that starts glowing green O_O; There is quite a funky green laser show that goes on after this. With beams of green light shooting up from the ground. Pharaoh jumps into Daitokuchi's arms as the others watch on in shock.
Look what the cat....dug up!
Coolest laser show...EVER!"
"OMG! It's the Seal of Orichalcos!" (*Sorry, twas the green tint that made me put that XD;;;*)
Suddenly, the sun splits into three and a bunch of weird colourful lights appear in the sky. They're all looking up at the pretty lights when Hane Kuriboh appears to Juudai and tells him to run. Juudai kinda stands there still until lightening and thunder sound, so Daitokuchi tells them all to run which they do.
They all get into a small space for cover, all except Juudai that is who stupidly stands outside. With that, he continues to run away from the light following him, but it catches him and everything turns white.
Time to hide!
"It's too light out here for me!!
When he wakes up, he finds that there is now a giant pyramid in front of him and there is an arch behind him too. Juudai looks very confused and I think he asks Hane Kuriboh to test if he's dreaming or something cos he points to himself and addresses his little fluffball friend. As someone approaches we hear a little "Kuriii!" and an "Ow!" from Juudai XD Juudai rubs his cheek but then realizes something, that he can touch Hane Kuriboh :D
It's then that the person, a woman, makes herself known and she doesn't look all that pleased. They hear approaching footsteps so the lady grabs Juudai's hand and pulls him into the shade of a wall. She signal him to be quiet and he blushes (*Sooo cute!*) who'd have thought it, Juudai actually has HORMONES! :D So a bunch of people approach and as they do the lady presses against Juudai a little more making him really give out a silly expression while still blushing.
Anyway the people pass and the lady lets go. Juudai notices that she has Hayato's bag in her hands. He then yaps about wanting to help his friends (*Cos they're gonna be buried alive!!! Eeeep!*)
The lady walks off and Juudai follows.
"Kick me in the teeth and see if I'm dreaming!"
"Errr, since when did I have wild teenage hormones...?"
She takes him to a building and tells him to stay there. So he does. then as he waits he hears Daitokcuhi's voice. He looks out of a window and sees his friends half mummified and in caskets O________O;; As he is looking down he suddenly starts getting something sharp getting poked in his butt XD It's a tomb keeper who is poking him in the butt with a spear XD He slides back down the wall and doesn't look too pleased, but he soon finds himself surrounded by quite a few of the spears pointing at his neck. He sees the lady from before look around the door, so Juudai introduces himself and tells them that he wants them to let his friends go.
Anyway the Tomb Keeper leader challenges Juudai to a duel. If he wins, his friends are let go, if he loses, his friends are buried alive. Juudai, of course, excepts.
"Hummm, what would Edward Elric do in this situation...?"
"We're too young to be buried alive!!!"
"Ow! Quit poking me in the ass!!!"
"Okay...premission to wet my pants here!"
I just added in this screenshot cos I like how Juudai has hold of that spear *lol* I wouldn't get anywhere near it!
You know when your a character in Yu-Gi-Oh when everything depends on a card game!
So the duel starts and they're dueling ontop of the building! Awesomeness!
So the Grave Keeper leader places a card face down and ends his turn. Juudai takes his turn and plays Bubbleman and then he can draw two cards. He draws Burst Lady and Featherman. He then places a card face down and ends his turn.
Ah, this is just a really cute picture! :D
The Grave Keeper leader dude plays a monster that seems to be the same guy who was poking Juudai in the ass with the spear XD Anyway he activates his face down card which is another monster. he has that monster attack Bubbleman and it returns to his hand I think. Juudai seems to feel a little pain here and he's all like "WTF?"
Then the Grave keeper leader dude has the monster attack directly and Juudai definitely felt that one, poor guy, that must hurt a lot Oo;;
And since he lost lifepoints, the lids over the caskets move slightly more over his friends.
Anyway he has his other monster attack directly thus Juudai feels more pain and loses more lifepoints. The grave Keeper leader ends his turn and the lids move further over his friends.
"Ow, ow, that hurts!!!"
Anyway juudai draws his fusion card do he brings out Flame Wingman with it. Anyway he has Flame Wingman destroy the Grave keeper leader's first monster then does a direct attack :D
He ends his turn by putting Friendock in defense.
Anyway Grave Keeper leader dude puts his monster in defense mode, he then places a card face down. On Juudai's turn, he had Flame Wingman attack the Grave keeper dude's monster.
Grave Keepers turn and he plays pot of greed, he then plays the Tomb Keepers Assassin (*Who is female and looks quite familiar *hint, hint*) he then flips up his face down card which is another monster.
Tomb Keepers Assassin
Anyway the 2nd monster starts glowing and chanting and with his Juudai loses more lifepoints and the lids of the caskets move again. Grave keeper dude then plays a field magic card, Necrovalley. I've read about this card and apparently you can't do any plays involving your graveyard I think. Anyway the field around them goes all spooky like and the points of the Grave Keeper dude's monsters rise. He has the assassin first put Flame Wingman in defense then has her attack and destroy it. He then has his other monster take out Friendock. Juudai is all like "Now I can get an elemental hero and fusion card" but....no... since Necrovalley is in play he can't...
....man that sucks....
Anyway it ends with Juudai realizing that if he loses, his friends are screwed...
....such a happy time! :D /end sarcasm
"They're all screwed if I lose..."